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Hot off the presses, David "Gabe" Watson of Alabama surrendered to Australian authorities yesterday.  He's the bubble wrap salesman whose novice diver wife died under mysterious circumstances on their honeymoon five years ago, stories The Naughty Bride featured here and here.  He's indicted for murder to determine whether or not he turned his bride's tank off and held her under.  Here is a photo of her submerged and incapacitated while an unwitting other diver (not her husband), poses for a photograph.  

Now remarried to a woman who bears a stirking resemblance to the first Mrs. Watson, Gabe suddenly turned himself in yesterday, according to the Courier Mail.  The second Mrs. Watson did not accompany him to Australia, not even for a quick post-honeymoon trip of their own, maybe to see his favorite reefs, before surrendering to authorities.  The Naughty Bride has to ask, what do you want to bet THEIR honeymoon is over?  Smooches all 'round, people.  The trial and media circus could get so ugly, it'll be as addictive as popping bubble wrap.  Get the popcorn.  

 
 

The Naughty Bride Says:

When you abandon the need to act the hostess to all of your guests, weddings are full of opportunities for trysts-inside-the-rectory closet, naughty limo rides to the reception, and/or "before-we-have-to-cut-the-cake" quickies. Take heed.
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